Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Don't have time for a full update seeing as how I am in class, but you can now follow me on twitter - @FrumCynic

I am assuming no one actually cares, but I feel obligated to post this.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

and on the 5th day.....

It is hotter than a camel's balls in the Sahara. The heat is set on 71 and there is nothing I can do about it!

The food, is as bland and colorless as ever, and no one seems to care!

The lights are off, the shades are drawn, and everyone is on the verge of depression;but I have no idea why.

Stay tuned for more, hilarity (or suicide) will ensue.....

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Food? Really?

Supper last night: Meat, potatoes, carrots cooked in a platic bag, sans seasoning.

Question - "What kind of meat is this?"
Answer - "Pepper Steak, but I don't like cooking with peppers so I made it this way in the bag."

C'mon, at least try a little.....


I have an ongoing fascination with a particular asshat in school. My friends and I refer to him as Superman, because only the Man of Steel could possibly carry out all the things he claims he does. And only the Man fo Steel - Guido version could tell it over with his flair.
Here is a typical comment -
Superman: "I went to the gym last night and blasted my lats for 4 hours. Then I came to school and 6 am did 6 hours of Con Law, took a 20 minute nap and went back to the gym. Gotta work on my pecs, man."

Recently however, he made a comment so startlingly retarded that I laughed out loud, even though I was a mere 10 feet away. Let me set the stage. Two girls come into class. They are best friends, and are practically joined at the hip. You almost never see one without the other. Both are fairly attractive and are borderline anorexic skinny. They sit down and the fun began.

Older Woman: "Are you 2 best friends?"

Best Friends: (somewhat sheepishly) "Yeah"

Older woman: "I knew it! You have a certain look about you, that I just knew you
were best friends."

Superman: (in an uncomfortably loud voice) "It's because they are both hot!"

Need I say more?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm Back.....

So the day you have been waiting for with baited breath has arrived; I have come back to blog again. For a change though this will be a happy, carefree, giggly, jubilant post, although that will soon change as i will explain.

See, my wife gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. That makes me a father. Freaky yet cool all at once. I don't have much more to say, other than holding your child in your hands is unbelievably awesome.

Now, I get to move into my in-laws house. That is where the dark side of this blog will return, and I will be here to tell you all about it.

So, revel in my renaissance and await my next post.